really sweet vs. really creepy - tough call
When I’m asked a question that pisses me off, I first smile, tilt my head to the left, and quietly think “bite me” before I answer.
I do it every time my mother asks when I’m getting married.
- How’s it going with your mom?
- Awww, thanks for asking. But don’t ask.
- Will you teach me how to drive?
- What’s in it for me?
- I’ve done more for less.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer…oh wait, he does.